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She is a friend of my mind... The pieces I am, she gather them and give them back to me in all the right order.
Author: Toni Morrison

She wanted something to happen - something, anything: she did not know what.
Author: Kate Chopin

Sick I am of idle words, past all reconciling, Words that weary and perplex and pander and conceal, Wake the sounds that cannot lie, for all their sweet beguiling; The language one need fathom not, but only hear and feel.
Author: George Du Maurier

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
Author: Josh Billings

Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone.
Author: Gladys Bronwyn Stern

Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby chick was a little cheeper!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes