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I am more and more convinced that our happiness or unhappiness depends more on the way we meet the events of life than on the nature of those events themselves.
Author: Alexander Humboldt

I tell you the past is a bucket of ashes.
Author: Carl Sandburg

Their understanding Begins to swell and the approaching tide Will shortly fill the reasonable shores That now lie foul and muddy.
Author: William Shakespeare

There ain't no free lunches in this country. And don't go spending your whole life commiserating that you got raw deals. You've got to say, 'I think that if I keep working at this and want it bad enough I can have it.'
Author: Lee Iacocca

I do believe it is possible to create, even without ever writing a word or painting a picture, by simply molding one's inner life. And that too is a deed.
Author: Etty Hillesum

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

First Monster: I'm so thirsty my tongue's hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream? More ice cream!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What do young female monsters do at parties ? They go around looking for edible bachelors !
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes