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The thing is true, according to the law of the Medes and Persians, which altereth not.
Author: Bible

The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.
Author: Roseanne Barr

The time is now, the place is here. Stay in the present. You can do nothing to change the past, and the future will never come exactly as you plan or hope for.
Author: Dan Millman

The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing.
Author: Henry S. Haskins

The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Author: Martin Mull

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
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How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.
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Why did God create a man before a women? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
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Men are like animals: messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.
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If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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