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I am just going outside and may be some time.
Author: Captain Lawrence Oates

Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
Author: Dick Gregory

Ritual is the way you carry the presence of the sacred. Ritual is the spark that must not go out.
Author: Christina Baldwin

Romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
Author: Matt Groening

Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.
Author: Oscar Wilde

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your back yard.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What did the dog say when he chased his tail? This is the end.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet? A thousand dogs.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella? The umbrella can be shut up.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes