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O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
Author: William Shakespeare

O ye of little faith, who believe that somehow the birth of Christ is dependent upon acknowledgment in a circular from OfficeMax!
Author: Anna Quindlen

O, now, for ever Farewell the tranquil mind! farewell content! Farewell the plumed troop and the big wars That make ambition virtue! O, farewell! Farewell the neighing steed and the shrill trump, The spirit-stirring drum, the ear-piercing fife,
Author: William Shakespeare

Life is a long lesson in humility.
Author: James M. Barrie

Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made on the habits of the poor by the well-housed, well- warmed, and well-fed.
Author: Herman Melville

Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?" Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
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My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, "You mean you can do all that, but you can't operate my Game Boy?"
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Mother: Let me see your report son. Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping me !
This is the joke from a category: Children jokes

After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. "What's the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: "that man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home...I just want her to stay with you guys."
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Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes