Best quotes to send by SMS
David Guterson He loved humankind dearly and with all his heart, but he disliked most human beings.
Author: David Guterson

Sir Francis Bacon He of whom many are afraid ought to fear many.
Author: Sir Francis Bacon

Julian of Norwich He said not 'Thou shalt not be tempested, thou shalt not be travailed, thou shalt not be dis-eased'; but he said, 'Thou shalt not be overcome.'
Author: Julian of Norwich

Benjamin Franklin He that can have patience can have what he will.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

William Shakespeare He that dies pays all debts.
Author: William Shakespeare

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bond ! Bond who ? Bond to succeed !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Boris ! Boris who ? Boris with more knock knock jokes !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Brad ! Brad who ? Brad news I'm afraid !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Brian ! Brian who ? Brian drain !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ? Brie me my supper !
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