Best quotes to send by SMS

He loved humankind dearly and with all his heart, but he disliked most human beings.
Author: David Guterson
He of whom many are afraid ought to fear many.
Author: Sir Francis Bacon
He said not 'Thou shalt not be tempested, thou shalt not be travailed, thou shalt not be dis-eased'; but he said, 'Thou shalt not be overcome.'
Author: Julian of Norwich
He that can have patience can have what he will.
Author: Benjamin Franklin
He that dies pays all debts.
Author: William Shakespeare
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bond
!
Bond who ?
Bond to succeed !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Boris
!
Boris who ?
Boris with more knock knock jokes !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brad
!
Brad who ?
Brad news I'm afraid !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brian
!
Brian who ?
Brian drain !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brie
!
Brie who ?
Brie me my supper !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes