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I have Immortal longings in me.
Author: William Shakespeare

I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room.
Author: Blaise Pascal

I have everything, yet have nothing; and although I possess nothing, still of nothing am I in want.
Author: Terence

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.
Author: Fred Allen

I have learned throughout my life as a composer chiefly through my mistakes and pursuits of false assumptions, not by my exposure to founts of wisdom and knowledge.
Author: Igor Stravinsky

What do you call a pig that took a plane? Swine flu!
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What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog!
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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles? Rub him with oinkment.
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What does a pig use to write his term papers with? Pen and Oink!
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What is the pig's favorite musical instrument? The piggalo (piccalo).
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