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If there was strife and contention in the home, very little else in life could compensate for it.
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If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us least live so as to deserve it.
Author: Immanuel Hermann Fichte

If we take care of the moments, the years will take care of themselves.
Author: Maria Edgeworth

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.
Author: Peter De Vries

If you are pained by external things, it is not they that disturb you, but your own judgment of them. And it is in your power to wipe out that judgment now.
Author: Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton.
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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world's slowest vampire.
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What is the American national day for vampires? Fangsgiving Day.
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Why did the vampire go to hospital? He wanted his ghoulstones removed.
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What's pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire.
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