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If a man is destined to drown, he will drown even in a spoonful of water.
Author: Yiddish Proverb

If all the year were playing holidays, To sport would be as tedious as to work.
Author: William Shakespeare

If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don't blame the women's movement. Blame the obsolete sex roles on which our marriages were based.
Author: Betty Friedan

If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Author: Anatole France

If God is watching us, as some believers suggest, as though we were a television show and God had a lot of free time, the deity would surely be bemused by how dumbed-down devotion has sometimes become in this so-called modern era. How might an omnipotent
Author: Anna Quindlen

What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scenter spot!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply? Paul gas coin!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence? A flat back four!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award. It's an appointment!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes