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Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
Author: Thomas Merton

Art is merely the refuge which the ingenious have invented, when they were supplied with food and women, to escape the tediousness of life.
Author: W. Somerset Maugham

Art is the imposing of a pattern on experience, and our aesthetic enjoyment is recognition of the pattern.
Author: Alfred North Whitehead

Artists who seek perfection in everything are those who cannot attain it in anything.
Author: Eugene Delacroix

As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and theories for which we have no use.
Author: William James

A whole family was caught in a small boat during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but towed to safety in Fort Lauderdale by the ever alert U.S. Coast Guard. "I always knew God would take care of us," said the composed five year old daughter of the boat owner after the family got home. "I like to hear you say that," beamed the mother. "Always remember that God is in His heaven watching over us." "Oh, I wasn't talking about THAT God," the five year old interrupted. "I was talking about the COAST God."
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What happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes

Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else !
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes