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I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed.
Author: Frank Deford

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
Author: Steven Wright

I came upstairs into the world; for I was born in a cellar.
Author: William Congreve

I am not in this world to live up to other people's expectations, nor do I feel that the world must live up to mine.
Author: Fritz Perls

I cannot expect to perform the task with equal ability and success.
Author: Martin Van Buren

What is a monster's favourite drink? Demonade.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster? He became an ex-Ray.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he was $15 in arrears.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes