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I hate women because they always know where things are.
Author: James Thurber

I have everything now I had 20 years ago except now, it's all lower.
Author: Gypsy Rose Lee

I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; God has given you one face, and you make yourselves another.
Author: William Shakespeare

I have learned that to be with those I like is enough.
Author: Walt Whitman

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
Author: Ronald Reagan

What do you call a pig with good table manners? Sick.
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What do you call pigs in a demolition derby? Crashing boars.
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What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment!
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What is a pigs favourite ballet? Swine Lake!
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What kind of pig do sows dislike? Male Chauvinist Pigs.
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