Best Cell Phones

Let no man imagine that he has no influence. Whoever he may be, and wherever he may be placed, the man who thinks becomes a light and a power.
Author: Henry George

Let the fear of danger be a spur to prevent it; he that fears not, gives advantage to the danger.
Author: Francis Quarles

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy: They are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
Author: Marcel Proust

It is nobler to declare oneself wrong than to insist on being right - especially when one is right.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

Let us overthrow the totems, break the taboos. Or better, let us consider them cancelled. Coldly, let us be intelligent.
Author: Pierre Trudeau

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road.
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes

The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -"Geez, are you lucky." The cyclist says. -"What do you mean by lucky ?" The pedestrian angrily asks. "I got hurt really bad." -"Ah, you're lucky because I recently lost my license. I usually drive a bus."
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes

Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they're two-tired.
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes

A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job. Upon his return home, his parents asked him what happened. "You know what a crew boss is?" he asked. "The one who stands around and watches everyone else work." "What's that got to do with it?" they asked. "Well, he just got jealous of me," the young biologist explained. "Everyone thought I was the crew boss."
This is the joke from a category: Biologist jokes