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Best quotes to send by SMS
Never go out to meet trouble. If you will just sit still, nine cases out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you.Author: Calvin Coolidge
Never have children, only grandchildren.Author: Gore Vidal
Never judge a book by its movie.Author: J. W. Eagan
Life is like an ever-shifting kaleidoscope - a slight change, and all patterns alter.Author: Sharon Salzberg
Never refuse any advance of friendship, for if nine out of ten bring you nothing, one alone may repay you.Author: Madame de Tencin
The best jokes to send by SMS
Mother:
Let me see your report
son.
Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping
me !This is the joke from a category: Children jokes
After the baby was baptized,
her
four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of
the car.
"What's the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother.
Johnny
replied: "that man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a
good Christian home...I just want her to stay with you guys."This is the joke from a category: Children jokes
Can I have a broken drum for
Christmas?
The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes
Why is a cat on a beach like
Christmas
?
Because they both have "Sandy claws" !This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes
What did the big cracker
say to the
little cracker ?
My pop is bigger than yours !This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes