Best quotes to send by SMS
John Steinbeck All war is a symptom of man's failure as a thinking animal.
Author: John Steinbeck

Benjamin Franklin All would live long, but none would be old.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

H. P. Lovecraft Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.
Author: H. P. Lovecraft

Mark Twain Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
Author: Mark Twain

Cyril Connolly Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.
Author: Cyril Connolly

The best jokes to send by SMS
Burger jokes What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Burger jokes What is a hamburger's favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Burger jokes What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Burger jokes When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Burger jokes Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lettuce!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes