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Best quotes to send by SMS
The proof that man is the noblest of all creatures is that no other creature has ever denied it.Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
The Puritans gave thanks for being preserved from the Indians, and we give thanks for being preserved from the Puritans.Author: Finley Peter Dunne
The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.Author: J. Jacques
The reading of all good books is indeed like a conversation with the noblest men of past centuries who were the authors of them, nay a carefully studied conversation, in which they reveal to us none but the best of their thoughts.Author: Rene Descartes
People vote their resentment, not their appreciation. The average man does not vote for anything, but against something.Author: William Bennet Munro
The best jokes to send by SMS
The monster spent a fortune
on deodorants
before he found out that people didn't like him
anyway.This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
Why did the monster put the
cake in the
freezer?
Because he had been told to ice it.This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the
perfect guy."
Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, he's a bad dream come
true!"This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
What did the monster say to the
Thanksgiving turkey?
"Pleased to eat you!"This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
What's the difference between a monster
and a mouse?
A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes