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Do not measure your loss by itself; if you do, it will seem intolerable; but if you will take all human affairs into account you will find that some comfort is to be derived from them.
Author: Saint Basil

Do not pursue what is illusory - property and position: all that is gained at the expense of your nerves decade after decade and can be confiscated in one fell night. Live with a steady superiority over life - don't be afraid of misfortune, and do not yea
Author: Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Do not seek evil gains; evil gains are the equivalent of disaster.
Author: Hesiod

Do not speak of repulsive matters at table.
Author: Amy Vanderbilt

Do not talk a little on many subjects, but much on a few.
Author: Pythagoras

Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, " I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so." That night, while the princess dined on frog legs,she kept laughing and saying, "I don't THINK so."
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry, but I just don't believe in people.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes