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Best quotes to send by SMS
If I was more complacent and I let things slide, my life would be easier, but you all wouldn't be as entertained. My misery is your pleasure.Author: Kanye West
If it is once again one against forty-eight, then I am very sorry for the forty-eight.Author: Margaret Thatcher
If mankind minus one were of one opinion, then mankind is no more justified in silencing the one than the one - if he had the power - would be justified in silencing mankind.Author: John Stuart Mill
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim".Author: Lyndon B. Johnson
If something anticipated arrives too late it finds us numb, wrung out from waiting, and we feel - nothing at all. The best things arrive on time.Author: Dorothy Gilman
The best jokes to send by SMS
How do you get milk from a witch's cat?
Steal her saucer.This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes
What's the favorite subject of young witches at
school?
Spelling.This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes
Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes
Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because
there's no point in it.This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes
Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a
broom? A: By witchful thinking.This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes