Best quotes to send by SMS

Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught.
Author: Honore de Balzac
It was not pre-arranged. It just happened that the driver made and demand and I just didn't feel like obeying his demand . . . I was quite tired after spending a full day working.
Author: Rosa Parks
Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace.
Author: Robert J. Sawyer
Leisure is the mother of philosophy.
Author: Thomas Hobbes
Let no man imagine that he has no influence. Whoever he may be, and wherever he may be placed, the man who thinks becomes a light and a power.
Author: Henry George
The best jokes to send by SMS

At the South Pole
by Anne Tarctic
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Nothing's
Ever Right by Mona Lott
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Improve Your Target Shooting by Mr
Completely
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The Lost Bet by Henrietta Hart
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The World of Vegetables by Artie Choak
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