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Maybe it's easier to like someone else's life, and live vicariously through it, than take some responsiblity to change our lives into lives we might like.
Author: Tish Grier

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
Author: Mark Twain

Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious. They are conservatives after dinner.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men are more moral than they think and far more immoral than they can imagine.
Author: Sigmund Freud

Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience.
Author: James Boswell

What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
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Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!
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What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'
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What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!
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Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours, Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson.
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