Best quotes to send by SMS
Fred Allen Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
Author: Fred Allen

Will Rogers Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
Author: Will Rogers

Lynn Johnston Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about.
Author: Lynn Johnston

Clifford Stoll Computers force us into creating with our minds and prevent us from making things with our hands. They dull the skills we use in everyday life.
Author: Clifford Stoll

Anonymous Concern should drive us into action and not into depression.
Author: Anonymous

The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito Go away, sucker!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache? Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache.
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin. Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!
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