Best quotes to send by SMS
Cheris Kramarae Feminism is the radical notion that women are people.
Author: Cheris Kramarae

George Washington Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
Author: George Washington

Samuel Johnson Few things are impossible to diligence and skill. Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance.
Author: Samuel Johnson

J. Hart Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
Author: J. Hart

Confucius Fine words and an insinuating appearance are seldom associated with true virtue.
Author: Confucius

The best jokes to send by SMS
Horse jokes What do you call the horse than lives next door? A neighbour!
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Horse jokes What equine likes to cut in line? A sawhorse!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Horse jokes What happened to the man who owned a riding academy? Business kept falling off!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Horse jokes What is a jockey's motto? Put your money where your mount is!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Horse jokes What is the strongest animal? A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes