Best quotes to send by SMS

Feminism is the radical notion that women are people.
Author: Cheris Kramarae
Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
Author: George Washington
Few things are impossible to diligence and skill. Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance.
Author: Samuel Johnson
Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
Author: J. Hart
Fine words and an insinuating appearance are seldom associated with true virtue.
Author: Confucius
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you call the horse than lives next
door?
A neighbour!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
What equine likes to cut in line?
A
sawhorse!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
What happened to the man who owned a riding
academy?
Business kept falling off!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
What is a jockey's motto?
Put your money
where your mount is!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
What is the strongest
animal?
A
racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at
once!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes