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Best quotes to send by SMS
I can endure my own despair,
but not another's hope.Author: William Walsh
I am a galley slave to pen and ink.Author: Honore de Balzac
I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.Author: Oscar Wilde
I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence.Author: J. R. R. Tolkien
I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who overcomes his enemies.Author: Aristotle
The best jokes to send by SMS
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a
minefield !This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes
What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?
Getting it to fit over a bucket !This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes
Why did the mouse eat a candle ?
For some
light refreshment!This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes
Q: How many Director's does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one... but how do you get him in
there with the cute,
blonde?This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many editors does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: If we change the light bulb, we'll have to
change everything.This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes