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Best quotes to send by SMS
Trust thyself only, and another shall not betray thee.Author: Thomas Fuller
Truth indeed rather alleviates than hurts, and will always bear up against falsehood, as oil does above water.Author: Miguel de Cervantes
Make up your mind to act decidedly and take the consequences. No good is ever done in this world by hesitation.Author: Thomas H. Huxley
Truth is truth
To the end of reckoning.Author: William Shakespeare
Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like you, somewhere inside, in a way you may never expect, in a way that resounds so deeply within you that you cannot believe it.Author: Margaret Cho
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: What
did the thermometer say to the
other thermometer?
A: You make my temperature rise.This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
What is hail
?
Hard boiled rain !This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me.
Do you tell lies?
Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes
What happened to the naughty little witch at
school?
She was ex-spelled.This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes
What happens if you see twin witches?
You
won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes