Best quotes to send by SMS

If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
Author: Tom Robbins
We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.
Author: Charles Kingsley
What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Author: Havelock Ellis
Work and acquire, and thou hast chained the wheel of Chance.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.
Author: Voltaire
The best jokes to send by SMS

How do you identify a bald eagle?
All his
feathers are combed over to one side.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?
A headbanger !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
Where do birds meet for coffee ?
In a
nest-cafe !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?
Three swallows !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What do you get if you cross a duck with a
firework ?
A firequaker !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes