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Tom Robbins If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
Author: Tom Robbins

Charles Kingsley We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.
Author: Charles Kingsley

Havelock Ellis What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Author: Havelock Ellis

Ralph Waldo Emerson Work and acquire, and thou hast chained the wheel of Chance.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Voltaire Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.
Author: Voltaire

The best jokes to send by SMS
Bird jokes How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
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Bird jokes What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ? A headbanger !
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Bird jokes Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe !
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Bird jokes What's got six legs and can fly long distances ? Three swallows !
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Bird jokes What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !
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