Best quotes to send by SMS

If the present world go astray, the cause is in you, in you it is to be sought.
Author: Dante Alighieri
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.
Author: Peter Ustinov
If we keep treating our most important values as meaningless relics, that's exactly what they'll become.
Author: Michael Josephson
If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.
Author: Donald H. Rumsfeld
If you can solve your problem, then what is the need of worrying? If you cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying?
Author: Shantideva
The best jokes to send by SMS

Where did vampires go to first in America?
New-fang-land.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes
Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a
vampire.
Drink this glass of water.
Will it make me better?
No, but I'll be able to see if your neck
leaks.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes
Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?
It
wanted to play squash.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes
What should you do if a vampire borrows your
comic?
Wait for him to give it back.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes
Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with
?
The girl necks door.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes