Best quotes to send by SMS
Dante Alighieri If the present world go astray, the cause is in you, in you it is to be sought.
Author: Dante Alighieri

Peter Ustinov If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.
Author: Peter Ustinov

Michael Josephson If we keep treating our most important values as meaningless relics, that's exactly what they'll become.
Author: Michael Josephson

Donald H. Rumsfeld If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.
Author: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Shantideva If you can solve your problem, then what is the need of worrying? If you cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying?
Author: Shantideva

The best jokes to send by SMS
Vampire jokes Where did vampires go to first in America? New-fang-land.
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Vampire jokes Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
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Vampire jokes Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin? It wanted to play squash.
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Vampire jokes What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic? Wait for him to give it back.
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Vampire jokes Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ? The girl necks door.
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