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Cast thy bread upon the waters; for thou shalt find it after many days.Author: Bible
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.Author: Jacquelyn Mitchard
Certainly virtue is like precious odors, most fragrant when they are incensed, or crushed: for prosperity doth best discover vice, but adversity doth best discover virtue.Author: Sir Francis Bacon
Change has a considerable psychological impact on the human mind. To the fearful it is threatening because it means that things may get worse. To the hopeful it is encouraging because things may get better. To the confident it is inspiring because the chaAuthor: King Whitney Jr.
Change, when it comes, cracks everything open.Author: Dorothy Allison
The best jokes to send by SMS
What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives
money
to elephants ?
The tusk fairy !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What's the difference between an elephant
and
a piece of paper ?
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an
elephant !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What's the difference between an elephant
and a
gooseberry ?
A gooseberry is green !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
How do you fit
five elephants into a car
?
Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove
compartment !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What did the grape say when the
elephant
stood on it ?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes