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Every day I remind myself that my inner and outer life are based on the labors of other men, living and dead, and that I must exert myself in order to give in the same measure as I have received and am still receiving.
Author: Albert Einstein

Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better.
Author: Emile Coue

Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it.
Author: George Orwell

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat o
Author: Dwight D. Eisenhower

Every increased possession loads us with new weariness.
Author: John Ruskin

Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg? A. Limp biskit
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Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.
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What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder.
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Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
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Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one hunter, Sam, returned to camp alone toting a 12 point buck. "Where's George?" one of the men asked, noticing that Sam had returned alone. "He's about 6 miles back. He tripped and broke his ankle. I left him there 'cause I figured ain't nobody 'bout to steal him."
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