Best quotes to send by SMS

People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
Author: Dan Quayle
People who are 'ready' give off a different vibe than people who aren't. Animals can smell fear; maybe that's it.
The minute you become ready is the the minute you stop dreaming. Suddenly it's no longer about 'becoming'. Suddenly it's about 'doing'.
Author: Hugh Macleod
People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Author: Anatole France
Often and often afterwards, the beloved Aunt would ask me why I had never told anyone how I was being treated. Children tell little more than animals, for what comes to them they accept as eternally established.
Author: Rudyard Kipling
Perfect as the wing of a bird may be, it will never enable the bird to fly if unsupported by the air. Facts are the air of science. Without them a man of science can never rise.
Author: Ivan Pavlov
The best jokes to send by SMS

What dog would you want on your American football
team?
A golden receiver!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What dog always gets on everyone's nerves?
A
great pane!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What should you do if you have a basset hound over
for
dinner?
Have a short table!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Where will a springer spaniel never shop?
At a
flea market!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Why is a dog like a baseball
player?
He
runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes