Best quotes to send by SMS
Dan Quayle People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
Author: Dan Quayle

Hugh Macleod People who are 'ready' give off a different vibe than people who aren't. Animals can smell fear; maybe that's it. The minute you become ready is the the minute you stop dreaming. Suddenly it's no longer about 'becoming'. Suddenly it's about 'doing'.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Anatole France People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Author: Anatole France

Rudyard Kipling Often and often afterwards, the beloved Aunt would ask me why I had never told anyone how I was being treated. Children tell little more than animals, for what comes to them they accept as eternally established.
Author: Rudyard Kipling

Ivan Pavlov Perfect as the wing of a bird may be, it will never enable the bird to fly if unsupported by the air. Facts are the air of science. Without them a man of science can never rise.
Author: Ivan Pavlov

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes What dog would you want on your American football team? A golden receiver!
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Dog jokes What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? A great pane!
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Dog jokes What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner? Have a short table!
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Dog jokes Where will a springer spaniel never shop? At a flea market!
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Dog jokes Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
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