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Best quotes to send by SMS

I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence.
Author: J. R. R. Tolkien

I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who overcomes his enemies.
Author: Aristotle

I do not fear Satan half so much as I fear those who fear him.
Author: Saint Teresa of Avila

I do not know which makes a man more conservativeto know nothing but the present, or nothing but the past.
Author: John Maynard Keynes

I do not want the peace which passeth understanding, I want the understanding which bringeth peace.
Author: Helen Keller

The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a "tuba glue."
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola? A: A violator.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Q: What is the definition of a major seventh? A: A violist playing octaves.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes