Best quotes to send by SMS
Bible For now we see through a glass, darkly.
Author: Bible

Bible For riches certainly make themselves wings.
Author: Bible

Bible For the children of this world are in their generation wiser than the children of light.
Author: Bible

Eudora Welty For the night was not impartial. No, the night loved some more than others, served some more than others.
Author: Eudora Welty

Lord Byron For the sword outwears its sheath, And the soul wears out the breast, And the heart must pause for breath, And love itself have rest.
Author: Lord Byron

The best jokes to send by SMS
Humor jokes Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods. 'How far is it to town?' Terry wanted to know. 'Six miles,' said Debbie. 'That's too far to walk,' Terry replied. 'It's not too bad,' Debbie said. 'We can each walk three miles!'
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Humor jokes How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q. "You're welcome. "
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Humor jokes If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).
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Humor jokes They're perfectly matched. He's blinded by love and her looks are out of sight !
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Humor jokes A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, its my mother's birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She would like something electric." The husband replied, "How about a chair?!?"
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