Best quotes to send by SMS

For now we see through a glass, darkly.
Author: Bible
For riches certainly make themselves wings.
Author: Bible
For the children of this world are in their generation wiser than the children of light.
Author: Bible
For the night was not impartial. No, the night loved some more than others, served some more than others.
Author: Eudora Welty
For the sword outwears its sheath,
And the soul wears out the breast,
And the heart must pause for breath,
And love itself have rest.
Author: Lord Byron
The best jokes to send by SMS

Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents
deep in the woods.
'How far is it to town?' Terry wanted to
know.
'Six miles,' said Debbie.
'That's too far to walk,'
Terry replied.
'It's not too bad,' Debbie said. 'We can each walk
three
miles!'
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How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q. "You're welcome.
"
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If you need a loan, who do you see in the
bank?
The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).
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They're perfectly matched. He's blinded by
love and her looks are out of sight !
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A husband and wife were shopping when the wife
said, "Darling, its my mother's birthday tomorrow. What shall we
buy
for her? She would like something electric." The husband replied,
"How
about a chair?!?"
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