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Management is nothing more than motivating other people.
Author: Lee Iacocca

Manners maketh man.
Author: William of Wykeham

Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

Language is the source of misunderstandings.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Many men can make a fortune but very few can build a family.
Author: J. S. Bryan

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear.
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom).
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes