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Ideologies separate us. Dreams and anguish bring us together.
Author: Eugene Ionesco

Man seems to be capable of great virtues but not of small virtues; capable of defying his torturer but not of keeping his temper.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness.
Author: Sir Robert Hutchinson

Very pleasant hast thou been unto me: thy love to me was wonderful, passing the love of women.
Author: Bible

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd; indeed in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more likely to be foolish than sensible.
Author: Bertrand Russell

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
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Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
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Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
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Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
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