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Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
Author: Coleman Cox

Know, first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.
Author: Epictetus

Knowledge can be communicated, but wisdom cannot. A man can find it, he can live it, he can be filled and sustained by it, but he cannot utter or teach it.
Author: Hermann Hesse

Knowledge, if it does not determine action, is dead to us.
Author: Plotinus

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides.
Author: Rita Mae Brown

A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him. "How do I do that?" he asked. "Carefully," replied the vet.
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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.
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A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked. "The side that pays your fee," replied the doctor.
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What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.
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