Best quotes to send by SMS

A gift - be it a present, a kind word or a job done with care and love - explains itself!... and if receivin' it embarrasses you, it's because your 'thanks box' is warped.
Author: Alice Childress
A goal without a plan is just a wish.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery
A good conscience is a continual Christmas.
Author: Benjamin Franklin
A good friend of my son's is a son to me.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Author: Kin Hubbard
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
a solar powered
calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What do blonds
and spaghetti have in
common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
a
computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a
computer once.
Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm
blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm
blonde, I'm blonde, yea
yea yea..."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: How do you confuse a
blonde?
A: Ask
her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Did you hear about
the blonde
coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes