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Peace is not a relationship of nations. It is a condition of mind brought about by a serenity of soul. Peace is not merely the absence of war. It is also a state of mind. Lasting peace can come only to peaceful people.
Author: Jawaharlal Nehru

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Author: Unknown

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
Author: Christopher Morley

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'
Author: Jay Leno

People everywhere have the same needs and values. They need a place to live and a job. Beyond that, they may need to sell stuff or get a mate.
Author: Craig Newmark

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?...Caps and robbers
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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?...He was already taking out a tooth
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, "Thank goodness my work is completed. I'm so glad to have found a painless dentist and one who's so gentle and understanding too." When seated in the dentist chair, I related the incident to the doctor. He laughed and explained, "Oh, that was just my Mother."
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"
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What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes