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Television is for appearing on - not for looking at.
Author: Noel Coward

Tell it not in Gath; publish it not in the streets of Ashkelon
Author: Bible

I'd rather get my brains blown out in the wild than wait in terror at the slaughterhouse.
Author: Craig Volk

Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.
Author: Charles Kuralt

No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.
Author: Sir Frederick G. Banting

The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety. She said 'Don't climb any trees. If you fall down and break a leg, don't come running to me!'
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One day the counsellor got a phone call. It was from a camper who had been at camp the summer before. The old camper said, 'I thought of camp yesterday.' 'Why?' the counsellor asked. 'Where were you?' 'At the garbage dump!' the old camper answered.
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John was hard at work with the broom in his family's tent. His mother came in and said, 'That's nice. Are you sweeping out the tent?' 'No,' John answered. 'I'm sweeping out the dirt.'
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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they're both cracked!
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What kind of bell doesn't ring? A dumbbell.
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