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Aristotle All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
Author: Aristotle

Unknown All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.
Author: Unknown

Logan Pearsall Smith All Reformers, however strict their social conscience, live in houses just as big as they can pay for.
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith

Voltaire All sects are different, because they come from men; morality is everywhere the same, because it comes from God.
Author: Voltaire

H. L. Mencken All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything if they can help it; if the job is forced on them, they tackle it by denouncing someone or something else.
Author: H. L. Mencken

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