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Life goes on within you and without you.
Author: George Harrison

MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980's.
Author: Doug Ferrari

Much talking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune. The talkative parrot is shut up in a cage. Other birds, without speech, fly freely about.
Author: Saskya Pandita

Music like religion, unconditionally brings in its train all the moral virtues to the heart it enters, even though that heart is not in the least worthy.
Author: Jean Baptiste Montegut

Mustard's no good without roast beef.
Author: Chico Marx

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes