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A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures.
Author: Daniel Webster

A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.
Author: Andre Maurois

A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, "You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing."
Author: Sir Arnold Bax

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
Author: Jessamyn West

A thinker sees his own actions as experiments and questions--as attempts to find out something. Success and failure are for him answers above all.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

"My birthday's coming" Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"
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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes