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There are some duties we owe even to those who have wronged us. There is, after all, a limit to retribution and punishment.
Author: Cicero

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm.
Author: Willa Cather

There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class.
Author: Judith Martin

There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot do what they are told and those who can do nothing else.
Author: Cyrus H. Curtis

There are two motives for reading a book: one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.
Author: Bertrand Russell

After a venerable career of endless, stellar successes the greatest director who ever lived is in his prime and preparing for his most ambitious project ever when he unexpectedly dies and is called home to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the gate. "So sorry about your untimely death," he tells the director. "But God himself has called you home. You see, God wants you to direct a movie for Him." The great man is humbled, "God wants ME to direct a film?" "Yes," St. Peter tells him. "And we've arranged to have the best of everything made available to you. For example, the script is by William Shakespeare." The director is stunned, "An original screenplay by William Shakespeare?" "Yes," St. Peter assures him, "And it's his greatest work ever." "Wow!" says the Director, awe struck. "Your Production Designer will be Michaelangelo. We've got Leonardo Da Vinci d oing the sets, your musical score will be an original work by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and your cast includes a young Laurence Olivier and the greatest actors of all time in supporting roles." The Director can't believe it. "This is incredible," he says. "This will be the greatest movie ever?" St. Peter kind of shuffles his feet. "Well," he says, "we do have one tiny little problem." "Problem?" says the director. "What kind of a problem?" St. Peter puts his arm around the director's shoulder, "Ya see," he whispers, "God's got this girlfriend..."
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Fred: I'd love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.
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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it's all play.
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Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress? Because she always makes up.
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What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ? Collie-wood !
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