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In physics, your solution should convince a reasonable person. In math, you have to convince a person who's trying to make trouble. Ultimately, in physics, you're hoping to convince Nature. And I've found Nature to be pretty reasonable.
Author: Frank Wilczek

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.
Author: John Churton Collins

Hope doesn't come from calculating whether the good news is winning out over the bad. It's simply a choice to take action.
Author: Anna Lappe

I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma: but perhaps there is a key. That key is Russian national interest.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch
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Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
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Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.
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yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
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your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.
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