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It is a paradoxical but profoundly true and important principle of life that the most likely way to reach a goal is to be aiming not at that goal itself but at some more ambitious goal beyond it.
Author: Arnold Toynbee

It is a wise father that knows his own child.
Author: William Shakespeare

It is amazing how much crisper the general experience of life becomes when your body is given a chance to develop a little strength.
Author: Frank Duff

It is as hard to see one's self as to look backwards without turning around.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.
Author: Henry Allen

How is a hailstone like an onion? -They are both whitish and have layers
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What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow? -Your pants are on backwards
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Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida will be able to say, "It's not the Heat that's so bad, it's the Humidity."
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What type of sense of humor does rain have? -A very wet sense of humor
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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree? -Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark
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