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We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.
Author: Oscar Wilde

We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex--but Congress can.
Author: Cullen Hightower

We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us.
Author: Joseph Campbell

We must get beyond textbooks, go out into the bypaths... and tell the world the glories of our journey.
Author: John Hope Franklin

I would not know what the spirit of a philosopher might wish more to be than a good dancer.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her? It was a bright, sunny day.
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Why is it so wet in Great Britain? Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.
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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside.
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Fred: I'm sure I'm right. Betty: You're as right as rain - all wet!
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Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open? Because she expected some change in the weather.
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes