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We rarely find anyone who can say he has lived a happy life, and who, content with his life, can retire from the world like a satisfied guest.
Author: Horace

War is a cowardly escape from the problems of peace.
Author: Thomas Mann

We shall show mercy, but we shall not ask for it.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

We should every night ball ourselves to an account: What infirmity have I mastered today? What passions opposed? What temptation resisted? What virtue acquired?
Author: Seneca

I have come to the conclusion that my subjective account of my motivation is largely mythical on almost all occasions. I don't know why I do things.
Author: J. B. S. Haldane

Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) He's got bugs on his teeth.
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOAA weather radio station. When explaining why he knew he should go into meteorology, he said that when he was young, he would sometimes watch the channel even when there were no echoes, just for fun.
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? A: I have my eye on you.
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:('You wanna go for a spin?')
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? An orphan.
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes