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Best quotes to send by SMS
A politician thinks of the next election; a statesman of the next generation.Author: James Clarke
A preoccupation with the future not only prevents us from seeing the present as it is but often prompts us to rearrange the past.Author: Eric Hoffer
A process cannot be understood by stopping it. Understanding must move with the flow of the process, must join it and flow with it.Author: Frank Herbert
A proverb is the wisdom of many and the wit of one.Author: John Russell
A quotation in a speech, article or book is like a rifle in the hands of an infantryman. It speaks with authority.Author: Brendan Francis
The best jokes to send by SMS
Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?
It
wanted to get to the other site !This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What do you call a crazy chicken ?
A cuckoo
cluck !This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?
She
lays hand gren-eggs !This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What did one chicken say to the other after they
walked through poison ivy ?
"You scratch my beak and I'll
scratch yours !"This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg
?
The bombshell !This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes