
A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe.
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
A kind word is like a spring day.
Author: Russian Proverb
A large part of virtue consists in good habits.
Author: William Paley
A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
Author: Robert Frost
A lie travels farther than the truth.
Author: Irish Proverb

Two cartons of yogurt walk
into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to
them,
"We don't serve your kind in here."
One of the
yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured
individuals."
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"Didja hear the news?"
asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. "Harrigan drank so much, his wife
left him!"
"Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!!"
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It was Halloween and three
vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. "What will
you
have?" the bartender asked.
"I'll have a glass of
blood," the first replied.
"I'll have a glass of blood, too, please,"
said the second.
"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the third.
"OK, let me get this straight," the bartender said. "That'll be two
bloods and a blood light?"
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Recently scientists revealed
that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove
their theory, the scientists fed 100 men twelve bottles of
beer
each. The scientists observed that 100% of the male test group gained
weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and
couldn't drive.
No further testing is planned.
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"Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a
'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next
barstool.
"Well, I'd have to say that it's a bag that tells you when
you've
drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted
gent.
"Ah hell, whaddya know? I've been married to one of those for
years!"
This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!