Best quotes to send by SMS
Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe.
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Russian Proverb A kind word is like a spring day.
Author: Russian Proverb

William Paley A large part of virtue consists in good habits.
Author: William Paley

Robert Frost A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
Author: Robert Frost

Irish Proverb A lie travels farther than the truth.
Author: Irish Proverb

The best jokes to send by SMS
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here." One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."
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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! "Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. "Harrigan drank so much, his wife left him!" "Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!!"
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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. "What will you have?" the bartender asked. "I'll have a glass of blood," the first replied. "I'll have a glass of blood, too, please," said the second. "I'll have a glass of plasma," said the third. "OK, let me get this straight," the bartender said. "That'll be two bloods and a blood light?"
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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men twelve bottles of beer each. The scientists observed that 100% of the male test group gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive. No further testing is planned.
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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. "Well, I'd have to say that it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent. "Ah hell, whaddya know? I've been married to one of those for years!"
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