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Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.
Author: Bible

Ye are the light of the world. A city set upon a hill cannot be hid.
Author: Bible

Yea, he did fly upon the wings of the wind.
Author: Bible

I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
Author: Charles De Gaulle

It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.
Author: Nikolai Gogol

Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?" A: He was studying foreign languages.
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Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What's the definition of Parity? Two parrots exactly the same!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!
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Which bird ran for President? H. Ross Parrot
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