Best Cell Phones
Best quotes to send by SMS
The best mirror is an old friend.Author: George Herbert
I dream, therefore I become.Author: Cheryl Rene Grossman
The best victory is when the opponent surrenders of its own accord before there are any actual hostilities...It is best to win without fighting.Author: Sun-tzu
Render therefore to all their dues.Author: Bible
The best way to live is by not knowing what will happen to you at the end of the day...Author: Donald Barthelme
The best jokes to send by SMS
What happens when you throw
one banana to
two hungry Apes?
A banana split!This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
What's black, hairy, and writes
under
water?
A ball-point gorilla!This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
Which author do the Gorillas love
most?
Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
Which operetta make the Gorilla
crack
up?
Nutty Marietta!This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
Who is the Gorillas' favourite
playwright?
Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes