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No one who cannot rejoice in the discovery of his own mistakes deserves to be called a scholar.
Author: Donald Foster

If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.
Author: Professor Irwin Corey

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself.
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Today is the day in which to express your noblest qualities of mind and heart, to do at least one worthy thing which you have long postponed.
Author: Grenville Kleiser

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea.
Author: Walter Bagehot

Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ? I.C. !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head? It knocked him cold.
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes